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  • Jan. 20th, 2008 at 11:06 PM
My dad died in October 2005 after over 60 years as a Packers fan. He grew up in the western part of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and they got the Milwaukee newspapers, not Detroit. He saw the Packers play many times in Detroit, dating back to the 1960s, but he never had a chance to see them play at Lambeau Field. He was such a passionate fan that, after his heart attack in 1988, he wasn't allowed to watch their big games on TV. When they played in the Super Bowl in 1997 and 1998, my brother and I watched the game and gave him updates. He only turned on the first one when it became clear that they were going to win, and he never watched any of their loss to Denver the next season.

In 1997, when the team sold shares of stock - they are the only community-owned team in the major North American league sports - I bought him one share for Christmas. When he opened the present, he started to cry - one of the few times I ever saw him do that. Between 1998 and 2004, he and my mom went to several of the team's stockholder meetings, which were held at Lambeau Field. It wasn't the same as seeing them play there, but he loved it.

Some of the last conversations we had, when it looked like he was going to recover, were about his frustration with the Packers. They finished 4-12 in 2005, including a 21-14 loss in Cincinnati the day after he died, which didn't seem fair.

About a month ago, due to a lucky set of circumstances that I don't want to explain to avoid getting anyone in trouble, a small portion of my dad's ashes were spread on the field at Lambeau. He would have been thrilled.

Green Bay's next game was against, of all teams, Detroit. My dad despised the Lions, and I'm sure he enjoyed watching the Packers throttled them 34-13.

Two weeks later, the Packers decimated Seattle 42-20 to reach the NFC championship game, and a day later, the Giants stunned the Cowboys. That meant the game would be in Green Bay.

The temperature was about 0F at kickoff and slowly dropped as the game went on. Neither team played particularly well - it's hard to play football with numb fingers - but the Packers made a key set of mistakes late in regulation. That meant the Giants had a chance at a reasonably short field goal to win the game as regulation ended.

I'm not going to say my dad messed up the snap, but somehow it went astray, and Lawrence Tynes missed the kick, sending the game to overtime.

The Packers won the toss. This was going to be the dream finish.

And then Brett Favre threw a terrible interception.

A couple minutes later, Tynes somehow kicked a frozen football 47 yards for the game-winning field goal, and the Giants were on their way to the Super Bowl.

That's not what was supposed to happen.

Sorry, Dad. At least you had the best seats in the house.

We Don't Know a Thing

  • Dec. 28th, 2007 at 9:07 PM
Here's a secret about sportswriters. We have no idea who is going to win games. None.

Longtime readers of this journal know that - I think I picked the wrong winner of the Super Bowl and BCS title game every year for four straight seasons. One year, I was off by a combined 87 points on the margins of victory. [info]drainbead, [info]marcy_italiano and [info]gsguitar have all crushed me in NFL picking contests.

This year was the first time in the 21st Century that I even made it to the Final Four before getting eliminated from my annual LJ NCAA tournament pool. I didn't win, of course.

Now, you may be thinking, "Well, Dave, you're just stupid!"

But it isn't just me, and now I have proof. Bill Simmons, a well-known columnist for ESPN.com, has been posting weekly football picks for years. Last year, as an attempt to test the theory that sportswriters are just guessing when they make predictions, he had his wife pick as well, and she narrowly beat him.

They did it again this year, and she DESTROYED him. She's so far ahead that, even if she goes 0-16 this week and he goes 16-0, she still wins. This is a woman who doesn't like football and generally chooses teams based on their nicknames and/or home cities. Oh, did I mention that she had the mild distraction of giving birth halfway through the season?

As a reward for winning, she got to write Bill's picks column this week, and it is hysterically funny. She just kills him for the entire column.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/071228

Pinball Football

  • Dec. 26th, 2007 at 10:23 PM
The Motor City Bowl is tied at 41 at the end of three quarters. I've seen college-basketball games that didn't have this many points. Central just scored 28 points in the third quarter to come back from 34-13 at the half.

The bad news? We're at almost three hours, and we haven't started the fourth quarter!